Dogs you know, right? No?? I'm surprised if you haven't heard the famous line, all men are dogs. Well it is just a cliché, nothing to get offended about or to get serious. Dogs are cute and loyal so obviously we can't compare men.
So, here we're talking about dogs and bitches only.
I'm popularly known as a bitch. Often some girls exclaim, "Oh my goodness, she is such a bitch!". Some guys dogs, often when I ditch them they console themselves saying, "You always told me she was a bitch, I should have listened to you."
I love this cool tag of a bitch. I'd say - Unique ho to bitch hona chahie, 7 billion to homo sapiens bhi hain.
Okay, now that you learned this term for first time, here are the FAQs:
Q1) Why do we need to be a bitch?
A1) Again I'd say Unique ho to bitch hona chahie, 7 billion to homo sapiens bhi hain. There are many more reasons. See, guys dogs like bitches. Simple reason - fame, attention, fan following, respect (aahh..i know irony because of the name, Never mind!), money etc. You can always exploit or have someone to fulfil your selfish motives. Pretty cool! Isn't it?
Q2) What does being a bitch feels like?
A2) With a huge fan following, people dying to get your attention, obviously you'd feel umm....great! That moment when you have free dog servants around you willing to lick your boot or even the dirt of it, you just think you've reached the top. A bitch has a lot bitch enemies, a lot of back-stabbers and back-biters, but then this is all even you need to do, what goes back comes around, so you need to deal with it. Fake friends, fake smile and make-up is what adds to your happiness show-off. Hence put on a pretty face and smile, you'll grab million eyeballs, and that is what you need.
Q3) What are the requirements of being a bitch?
A3) Being strong is an innate quality of a bitch, so back off from all the limelight if you're docile. If you are ready to deal with a life where how you look matters more than what you think and what you know - you're sure ready to go. If you think you can't live with make-up all the time, you certainly don't fit in. If you think having a matching accessory to every dress you own and every time changing nail paint accordingly is such a time waste - you better be a normal nerdy chic. LOUD - that's the mantra! The more you can show off yourself to the world, the better. The more you know how to take advantage of things and live species and dump them as soon as the purpose is over, the higher the chances of your success. If you tend to stick to something useless, it makes you useless too.
Q4) What skills and expertise are needed to be a bitch?
A4)
Q2) What does being a bitch feels like?
A2) With a huge fan following, people dying to get your attention, obviously you'd feel umm....great! That moment when you have free dog servants around you willing to lick your boot or even the dirt of it, you just think you've reached the top. A bitch has a lot bitch enemies, a lot of back-stabbers and back-biters, but then this is all even you need to do, what goes back comes around, so you need to deal with it. Fake friends, fake smile and make-up is what adds to your happiness show-off. Hence put on a pretty face and smile, you'll grab million eyeballs, and that is what you need.
Q3) What are the requirements of being a bitch?
A3) Being strong is an innate quality of a bitch, so back off from all the limelight if you're docile. If you are ready to deal with a life where how you look matters more than what you think and what you know - you're sure ready to go. If you think you can't live with make-up all the time, you certainly don't fit in. If you think having a matching accessory to every dress you own and every time changing nail paint accordingly is such a time waste - you better be a normal nerdy chic. LOUD - that's the mantra! The more you can show off yourself to the world, the better. The more you know how to take advantage of things and live species and dump them as soon as the purpose is over, the higher the chances of your success. If you tend to stick to something useless, it makes you useless too.
Q4) What skills and expertise are needed to be a bitch?
A4)
Q2) What does being a bitch feels like?
A2) With a huge fan following, people dying to get your attention, obviously you'd feel umm....great! That moment when you have free dog servants around you willing to lick your boot or even the dirt of it, you just think you've reached the top. A bitch has a lot bitch enemies, a lot of back-stabbers and back-biters, but then this is all even you need to do, what goes back comes around, so you need to deal with it. Fake friends, fake smile and make-up is what adds to your happiness show-off. Hence put on a pretty face and smile, you'll grab million eyeballs, and that is what you need.
Q3) What are the requirements of being a bitch?
A3) Being strong is an innate quality of a bitch, so back off from all the limelight if you're docile. If you are ready to deal with a life where how you look matters more than what you think and what you know - you're sure ready to go. If you think you can't live with make-up all the time, you certainly don't fit in. If you think having a matching accessory to every dress you own and every time changing nail paint accordingly is such a time waste - you better be a normal nerdy chic. LOUD - that's the mantra! The more you can show off yourself to the world, the better. The more you know how to take advantage of things and live species and dump them as soon as the purpose is over, the higher the chances of your success. If you tend to stick to something useless, it makes you useless too.
Q4) What skills and expertise are needed to be a bitch?
A4)
§ (i) DRAMA/BARK - Be a drama queen, life of a bitch is not personal. Tears you need to show and sympathy to gain. Minor sufferings need to be exaggerated with shrills and high-pitched wail, it'll be noticed. Be delicate and bark more.
§ (ii) PAMPER YOURSELF - A bitch is all because of her appearance, right from your bangs to the tip of the toenail, should be polished. From the morning till the next morning, you need to be dolled up all the time. You need to be smokin hawwtt....there is lot of competition out there. 'Good looks' - this is your weapon, so use a good weapon and use it shrewdly.
§ (iii) GO SHOPPING - Buy yourself the latest trendy chic outfits and accessories. Shop! And this is your time to show-off. Click your beautiful pictures everywhere.
§ (iv) PUBLICIZE - You can't have a fan following if you don't publicize yourself. Do whatever it takes, show boys dogs - how stressed you're and how much you have to suffer and deal with your life. The more damsel in distress you're the greater the attention.
§ (v) THROW TANTRUMS - If you don't know how to pretend to be angry, you will not be able to utilize the favours. It shows your importance, the angrier you be, the greater is the risk of losing you.
§ (vi) BE A HARD NUT TO CRACK but, be an easy nut, easy to be put into a nut-cracker. Thing that is hard to get is more desirable but people usually tend to give up the things beyond their reach.
§ (vii) BE CRUEL - To the unworthy candidates, be cruel, show your attitude, it increases your bitch quotient.
§ (vii) HIGH COUNT - The more the number of your bitch quotient, dumped dogs, and the higher is your demand.
§ (viii) A GOOD DOMAIN - Choose a good domain, an area of your operation, choose the areas with lesser number of bitches so that your chances to flourish is higher.
§ (ix) ADD ONs – Booze, make-outs, and rich parties are an add-on to your high profile.
Q5) How long is the life of a bitch?
A5) Science says it - it is very short. The fact is as long as you are appealing.
Q6) Is there any other category of bitch?
A6) Well yes! The category I mentioned above is a fashionista, fame-freak category. You can surely be an independent bitch - the one not into makeup and looks, the one who does her work and the one doesn't give a damn to a barking dog. It is called the feminist anti-dog species - considered heartless by most of the people.
You can choose to be either of them, the latter one requires a bit of struggle but results live longer but gives you no public acclaim, while the former one though ephemeral, gives servile dogs at your beck and calls, it is called the
You can choose to be either of them, the latter one requires a bit of struggle but results live longer but gives you no public acclaim, while the former one though ephemeral, gives servile dogs at your beck and calls, it is called the You can choose to be either of them, the latter one requires a bit of struggle but results live longer but gives you no public acclaim, while the former one though ephemeral, gives servile dogs at your beck and calls, it is called the Queen feel. It is your choice.
Q7) What made you a bitch?
A7) Hmm....this is a personal touching story. Once upon a time, there was a romantic tale. Back then I was an ordinary girl with a cute, kind heart, friendly for all. I was someone with good knowledge and good thinking about everything. That time, I loved a guy. I loved him a lot, he too liked me, he proposed me and we got into a relationship. It was lovely till he went for one-year training. Things changed drastically, he had a makeover, and he had a new girl with him. A girl he called classy - who had all the fashion sense I never knew of. She looked great and other dogs went drooling, wagging their tails behind her. This was a sound reason for him to dump me. Yes, she was a bitch!
I was jilted; I had nothing to mend a broken heart. Guys said - 1 broken heart can be fixed by 1 bottle of alcohol.
Eww....it tasted yuck. I tried something else.
1 broken heart can be fixed by a box of make-up. I grabbed up a brush and foundation and turned into a BITCH!!
Now every time a boy dog curses a bitch for dumping him. I'd say it was his choice, he could have had a girl but he chose to be the servant of whining doll. So he deserves that well if the bitch gets a better servant.
Q7) What made you a bitch?
A7) Hmm....this is a personal touching story. Once upon a time, there was a romantic tale. Back then I was an ordinary girl with a cute, kind heart, friendly for all. I was someone with good knowledge and good thinking about everything. That time, I loved a guy. I loved him a lot, he too liked me, he proposed me and we got into a relationship. It was lovely till he went for one-year training. Things changed drastically, he had a makeover, and he had a new girl with him. A girl he called classy - who had all the fashion sense I never knew of. She looked great and other dogs went drooling, wagging their tails behind her. This was a sound reason for him to dump me. Yes, she was a bitch!
I was jilted; I had nothing to mend a broken heart. Guys said - 1 broken heart can be fixed by 1 bottle of alcohol.
Eww....it tasted yuck. I tried something else.
1 broken heart can be fixed by a box of make-up. I grabbed up a brush and foundation and turned into a BITCH!!
Now every time a boy dog curses a bitch for dumping him. I'd say it was his choice, he could have had a girl but he chose to be the servant of whining doll. So he deserves that well if the bitch gets a better servant.
Dogs like Bitches!! End of story
Oh my goodness, I'm such a bitch :P
P.S. - Since many people have asked me if it is about me, so just to clarify - No it's a figment of my imagination. I don't support cheating or using someone, but writing something just for fun is okay. :P
P.S. - Since many people have asked me if it is about me, so just to clarify - No it's a figment of my imagination. I don't support cheating or using someone, but writing something just for fun is okay. :P
